How I Wish

**Unchained** · May 22nd, 2005, 12:30 AM

I always like seeing alot of ugly men-makes me look a heckuva lot better. They serve a purpose.

**imported_elp6n** · May 22nd, 2005, 12:30 AM

In that case, compared to those women we saw, I'm Claudia Schiffer!

**Unchained** · May 22nd, 2005, 12:33 AM

I didn't think alot of things were possible until i saw that. It truly was priceless/unforgettable. The kicker is she had a man with her. As my Papaw (God rest his soul) always said "Wherever there's an old scrub mule, there will always be an old scrub bush to tie it to" [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

**PainfullyTaken** · May 22nd, 2005, 02:49 PM

hey! That's my mom that you are talking about!! Gosh!! LOL...just playin!

**Craes** · May 22nd, 2005, 05:29 PM

Well just do the mohawk again, you have your bald look and the hair for anyone to run fingers through, you could look like a true Bam Bam Bigelow fan

**Unchained** · May 22nd, 2005, 06:49 PM

Mohawk on black haired, brown eyed man-yep appropriate
Mohawk on blonde haired, blue-eyed man-nah

**Craes** · May 22nd, 2005, 10:48 PM

lol well I was figuring since you mentioned getting a tat there you could just have the best of both worlds

**imported_MoonlightGraham** · May 22nd, 2005, 11:20 PM

i want a new hair cut

**knight_67** · May 22nd, 2005, 11:24 PM

im getting my first actual hair cut in four years this week probably..

**Bekah** · May 23rd, 2005, 09:18 AM

My mom has a mullet and sometimes she wants me to perm it, so she has a curl in the back stright on the top mullet!
Buissness in the front, party in the back!!!